bloodysigils:
do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?
moonblossom:
manustupration:
abed-nadeer:
OKAY BUT THOSE FICS WHERE THERE’S A MISUNDERSTANDING AND EVERYTHING COULD BE CLEARED WITH LITERALLY ONE SENTENCE BUT NO ONE FIXES IT AND EVERYTHING JUST PILES UP AND

DID YOU MEANT MOST TRAGEDIES
BECAUSE I THINK YOU DID
AND I KNOW THAT FEEL
“Wait, what? Juliet’s not dead? It’s just a sedative? Awesome. I’ll just sit here and wait, thanks.”
(Source: livelongandbiteme)
lesliecrusher:
my sexual orientation is harrison ford circa The Empire Strikes Back
zourrifying:
reason to not become an adult
- you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off
girlwhowasonfire:
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
friendlydad:
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
fevra:
have u ever had a depersonalization moment
when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else
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do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
(Source: cornerofyourmum)
himapapaftw:
some of my friends have really awful parents and i wish i could punch their parents in the gut and then take my friends somewhere where they can be happy and not have to worry about the bs they have to put up with
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I don't have sex.
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Patriarchy:
Prude.
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I have sex.
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Patriarchy:
Slut.
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I have safe sex.
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Patriarchy:
Prude and slut at the same time.
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I got pregnant from having unprotected sex.
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Patriarchy:
Dumbass slut.
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I got an abortion.
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Patriarchy:
Baby killer.
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I had the kid.
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Patriarchy:
Welfare queen.
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I got married, then had sex, then had a kid.
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Patriarchy:
K, but we'll pay you less and blame your being a mother.
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I got married, then had sex, and became a full time mother.
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Patriarchy:
You're a welfare queen too.
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I got married, then had sex, then worked at the same time.
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Patriarchy:
You're a terrible mother, and don't ask us for help with daycare. Get back in the kitchen.
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I don't care what you think.
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Patriarchy:
What a bitch.
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What the fuck can I do to make you happy, patriarchy?
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Patriarchy:
lol what a doormat.